Wednesday, July 14, 2010

You've Been Warned

Note to all spiders:

If you are on the ceiling and decide to go trekking...then let yourself down by one of your little threads and land on me?

I will not, repeat NOT, run shrieking.

I will look at you in dismay, smack you with my open hand (before you have a chance to crawl down my neck) and kill you. Then get a Kleenex, scoop up the disgusting remains and discard your carcass in the dust bin.

For better or worse that's just kinda my approach to life.

I'm good like that.

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