Monday, March 1, 2010

Good News!

Headlines read....Shark Attacks Down!

Yes?

Good news indeed.

Kinda.

Sorta.

Apparently, because of the poor ecomony fewer people can afford to go to the beach. Don't have enuf money for gas to make the trip. Less people equal fewer total shark/human interactions. Therefore lower shark attacks reported.

We've probably been looking at this situation all wrong. I wonder what else Obamanomics can help save us from???

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